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What a wait

As I know you all so very interested in every tiny little detail of my life, I will tell you about my recent trip into my local accident and emergency ward.

It was a normal day, and I was out taking care of my lovely yard, watering the pot plants and polishing the marble table. My Vietnamese maid had taken the week off you see, I had to do it all myself. I climbed up onto the ladder to water More