What a wait
As I know you all so very interested in every tiny little detail of my life, I will tell you about my recent trip into my local accident and emergency ward.
It was a normal day, and I was out taking care of my lovely yard, watering the pot plants and polishing the marble table. My Vietnamese maid had taken the week off you see, I had to do it all myself. I climbed up onto the ladder to water what my female friends like to call a hanging basket. While up on the ladder, I could see my sexy, older neighbour sunbathing topless in her garden and oh my god what a fine rack she has got.
So as distracted as I was, I’m sure she was watching me watching her underneath her sunglasses. I could tell by the smile on her face. I tried to calmly and quietly climb down the ladder backwards. My foot slipped and had me skewed over one of the rungs, taking a hard hot on my undercarriage.
I tried to numb the pain with ice, with brandy and eventually got in the car and drove myself to a&e to check that everything was in order. Five hours later a pretty little nurse called my name and asked to see my bollocks. Five hours though, come on. I felt alright by then but was hungry and had a bit of bruising. I would have put in an NHS complaints claim for my time if it hadn’t been for nurse Philippa but that’s another story.
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